- wear vintage plaid togas with no tunic underneath like cato the elder did
- liked greece before it was cool
- only listen to archaic lyric poetry because homer is way too mainstream
- write using the phoenician alphabet
- try to start a fashion trend of wearing pants and call it subversive
- only drink at tiny, obscure wine shops in the subura because it helps fuel their starving poet inspiration
- grow beards and then get angry when people ask if they’re trying to be like plato because they would never emulate someone so well-known
- ironically like the kings
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